Club Members Only!

I've joined an elite club. Here's how you can join, too. First you have to be busily drawing pictures on a balloon for your daughter. Then, you have to have a 2 year old who will yell, "Pee Pee in the toilet." That's your cue to drop everything to run to the bathroom. When you are done (and disappointed with wet underwear), you have to decide now would be a good time to shower. After you are all done and dressed, you must then go search out your children. You will have to enter a room, suck in your breath and try hard not to yell at the 2 year old who doesn't know what the word permanent means. And then you will have to take the Sharpie marker away from him and go throw it in the garbage. That's when you become part of the "I was stupid and left a Sharpie where my small child could reach it" club. You can join in other ways, too. But this is how I did it. Anyone care to join me? -P-